Three knots

Gordon, an old and retired sailor, had been feeling the urge to see a woman. So, putting on his coat, he headed for the house of ill-repute. He found a woman to satisfy his needs for the night. She took him up to her room, and Gordon was having a go at it as best as he could for a guy his age.
Suddenly, he stopped and asked, "How am I doing?"
The woman replied, "Well, sailor, you're doing about three knots."
"What's that supposed to mean?" he asked.
She replied, "You're 'knot' hard, you're 'knot' in, and you're 'knot' getting your money back!"
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