Three middle aged ladies were

Three middle aged ladies were sitting around the porch one day bragging about their husbands' sex drive when one decided that they should refer to their lovers as a soft drink.
The first lady began, "My husband is like a 7-Up, he's got seven inches and it's always up!"
The second replied, "My man is like a Mountain Dew, when he mounts me he always knows what to do!"
After a moment the third woman says, "My man is like a Jack Daniels."
"That's not a soft drink," one woman exclaims, "That's a hard liquor!"
Without hesitation the lady shouts, "That's my Fred!"
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