Two guys are driving along in
Two guys are driving along in a car when they see two dogs mating in someone's yard. The driver says, "That is great. Me and my wife do that every night."The passenger replies, "My wife is conservative, she likes the old fashioned way. But if you tell me how you get your wife to do this, I would like to try it."
The driver says, "Give your wife two drinks and she will be all set."
The next morning they're cruising along and the driver asks, "How was it?"
The passenger answer, "It was great, but it took my wife ten drinks."
The driver looks at him funny and says, "Ten drinks?"
The passenger says, "Yes. After two she was more than willing to make love that way, but it took her eight more to get her out on the front lawn!"
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