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Typical macho man married a ty

Typical macho man married a typical good-looking lady and after thewedding, he laid down the following rules:"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don'texpect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the tableunless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting,fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies anddon't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Anycomments?"
His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that therewill be sex here at seven o'clock every night... whether you're here ornot."
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