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A typical macho man marr...

A typical macho man married the typical good-looking girl.

On their honeymoon before they crawled into bed he says to his wife, "honey I want you to do something for me"

She's thinking oh great he wants it his way, so she says,

"Yes dear what would you like me to do?"

He replies, "I want you to put on my pants"

So she thinks for a minute then she says ok.

As she goes to pull up the pants she says to her husband,

"Honey your pants won't fit me "

He says, "That's right. I wear the pants in this relationship and that's the way it's going to stay"

So with out missing a beat she tells him,

"Honey I want you to do something for me"

He replies with a sigh, "What do you want me to do dear?"

She replies, "I want you to try on my panties."

Thinking that this is one of her fetishes, he goes to please his wife and puts them on.

In his attempt to put on his wife panties, he can't pull them past his knees, so he says to her,

"Honey I can't get into your panties!"

She replies,

"That's right and that's the way it's going to stay until you change your attitude"

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