Rejecting Pick-up Lines...Rejecting Pick-up Lines
Guy: "Haven't we met before?"
Gal: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."
Guy: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Gal: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
Guy: "Want to Dance?"
Gal: "No, thank you."
Guy: "Don't thank me, thank God somebody asked you."
Guy: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Gal: "It's in the phone book."
Guy: "But I don't know your name."
Gal: That's in the phone book too.
Guy: "So what do you do for a living?"
Gal: "Female impersonator."
Guy: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Gal: "Unfertilized, go away!"
A graying man in his 60's approaches a twenty-something with "Where have you been all my life?" She took one glance at him and said, "For the first half of it, I probably wasn't born yet."
Two young dudes are striding down the street and one glances at a girl who has just walked by. She turns around and sneers at him, "What are you looking at?" His friend comes to the rescue: "He thought you were good looking. Man, was he was mistaken!"
Gal:"Sorry, I don't date outside my species."
Guy: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason!"
Gal: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
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