The Redneck Animal Park

A small redneck Wild Animal Park had acquired a very rare

species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the female gorilla

became very "in the

mood", and difficult to handle.

Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the

problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse,

there were no male gorillas of the species available. While

reflecting on their problem, the park administrators noticed

Ed, a part-time redneck intern, responsible for cleaning the

animals' cages.

Ed, like most rednecks, had little sense, but possessed

ample ability to satisfy a female of ANY species. So, the

park administrators thought

they might have a solution. Ed was approached with a

proposition. Would he be willing to have sex with the

gorilla for $500?

Ed showed some interest, but said he would have to think the

matter over carefully.

The following day, Ed announced that he would accept their

offer, but only under three conditions. "First," he said, "I

don't want to have to kiss her. Secondly, you must never

tell anyone about this." The park administration quickly

agreed to these conditions, so they asked what was his third

condition. "Well," said Ed, "You gotta give me another week

to come up with the $500."

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