Lawyers Taste Like ........??

Two tigers are walking along a jungle trail in

single file.

The rearmost tiger wanders off the trail for

a few minutes, then reappears shortly thereafter.

A few moments later, the front tiger feels what

seems to be the other tiger's tongue, applied

just below his tail. The tiger disapproves of

this action, but doesn't want to start anything

by bringing it up. Then, the tiger again feels

the tongue, again in the same place.

He decides to confront the after tiger, and

asks him, "Did you just lick me twice in the

butt?"

The other tiger replied, "Yeah, sorry about

that. I just ate a lawyer and I was trying to

get the taste out of my mouth."

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