Corny Pick-up Lines

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Corny Pick-up Lines

If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

All those curves, and me with no brakes.

Are your legs tired? You've been running through my mind all day long.

Can I borrow 50 cents? I want to call my mum and tell I just met the girl of my dreams.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

A woman asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" Man answers, "Yes, do you have the energy?"

Can I have directions to your heart?

Can I have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.

Do you want to see something really swell?

Your hair is perfectly pH balanced.

Do you have 50 cents? My mother told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams.

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.

I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.

Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?

At the office copy machine "Reproducing eh?" "Can I help?"

Ask: "Do you know what winks and makes love like a tiger?" (No?) Wink.

If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me?

Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?

I think I could fall madly in bed with you.

Here's fifty cents .... call your housemate and tell her you won't be coming home tonight.

Hey baby, let's go back to my place and get something straight between us.

I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!

How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?

Do you wash your panties with Windex? Because I can really see myself in them.

You look like a girl that has heard every line in the book, so what's one more going to hurt?

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

You must be from Pearl Harbor, cause baby you're the bomb.

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

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