Need a good condom

A huge Indian walks into a convinient store.

"I need a good condom" The cashier replies: "Here's a pretty good one. This should be fine."

The next day the Indian returns.

"Me go ugh. Wive go ugh. Condom go CAPOW!"

cashier: "Well here, try this one. It's our heavy duty condom. This can stand up to anything."

The next day the Indian returns.

"Me go ugh. Wive go ugh. Condom go CAPOW!"

cashier: "That's insane! Here try this one. It's made out of pure tire rubber. This thing could stand up to King Kong."

The next day the Indian returns.

"Me go ugh. Wive go ugh. Condom go ugh. Left nut go CAPOW!"

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