Baseball for Scotsmen
A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game in his new country and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring Run....run! The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent: R-r-run ya bahstard, r-run will ya! A third batter slams a hit and again the Scotsman, obviously pleased with his knowledge of the game, screams: R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run will ya! The next batter held his swing at three and two and as the ump calls a walk. The Scotsman stands up yelling: R-r-run ya Bahstard, r-r-run! All the surrounding fans chuckle quietly and he sits down confused. A friendly fan, sensing his embarrassment whispers, He doesnt have to run, he got four balls. Walk with pr-r-ride man!#joke
Joke of the day - Baseball for Scotsmen
is the best Joke for Saturday, 21 February 2009 from site Comedy Central: Jokes - Baseball for Scotsmen.
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