A boy in Australia was raised ...

A boy in Australia was raised in the outback by his father. He'd just turned 18 and had yet to ever see a woman in his life. His father decided that it was time that his boy went to the big city to meet some women.

The two got into the city and the boy was dumbfounded by the plethora of women. His father told him to go up to their hotel room and he would have his "birthday present" sent up. The boy was waiting in the room when the prostitute made her entrance.

She started to undress and the boy suddenly realized what had been happening to his body in the last five years. So, he went over and opened the window and started to throw things outside. I mean everything. He started with the lamp, then threw out the bed sheets, then the desk, then the pillows, then the mattress, and then the TV. He was starting to move the bed frame over to the window when the prostitute asks what he's doing.

"If this is anything like it is with the kangaroos, then we're gonna need a lot of room."
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