Top Ten Hillary Clinton Campaign Slogans

10. "Read My Lips -- No New Interns"

9. "Reward Me For Putting Up With Bill's Crap For So Long"

8. "Isn't It Time You Were Disappointed By A Different


7. "Ask Not What Your Country Can Do For You, Ask How You

Can Illegally

Contribute To My Campaign"

6. "Vote For Me Or My Husband Will Nail Your Wife"

5. "You Give Me A Vote, I'll Get Vernon Jordan To Give You A


4. "Still Not Indicted As Of Early '99!"

3. "From Perjury To Albany"

2. "Building A Bridge To The 21st Century, And Pushing My

Husband Over


1. "Oh Lord, Please Don't Make Me Go Back To Arkansas!"

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