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Lucky Driver

A police officer pulls over a driver and informs him that he has just won $5,000 in a safety competition, all because he is wearing his seat belt.
What are you going to do with the prize money? the officer asks.
The man responds, I guess Ill go to driving school and get my license.
His wife says, Officer, dont listen to him. Hes a smart aleck when hes drunk.
The guy in the back seat pops up out from under the blanket and says, I knew we wouldnt get far in this stolen car.
Just then a knock comes from the trunk and a voice calls out, Are we over the border yet?
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