Insulting Parrot
A lady was walking past a pet store when a parrot said, Hey, lady! Youre really ugly! The lady was angry, but she continued on her way.On the way home, she passed by the pet store again, and again, the parrot said, Hey, lady! Youre really ugly! Furious, the lady stormed into the store and threatened to sue the store.
The store manager apologized profusely and promised he would make sure the parrot didnt say it again.
The next day, she deliberately passed by the store to test the parrot. Hey, lady! it said.
Yes?
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Joke of the day - Insulting Parrot
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