Question and answer animal jokes

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To get away from Colonel Sanders!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

A: Because it was a double-crosser.

Q: Why did the Iraqi chicken cross the road?

A: To take over the other side.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?

A: To get to the other slide.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the beach?

A: To get to the other tide.

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

A: Chickens hadn't evolved yet.

#joke
Joke | Source: Jokes of the day - Taken from Bartender's guide to Jokes, Drinks, and Poker - once good site, no longer active.
  • Currently 5.00/10

Rating: 5.0/10 (1)

Joke of the day - Question and answer animal jokes

is the best Joke for Thursday, 13 August 2009 from site Jokes of the day - Question and answer animal jokes.
Funny joke of the day is carefully selected joke. Goal is to have funny joke every day.
Different people consider different jokes funny, so joke can not satisfy taste for everyone. Some people like Lawyer jokes, other do not consider lawers jokes funny.
People developing software, or doing anything with the software my consider some geek stuff funny, but it might not be funny for the others.
We try to deliver best jokes every day. But, it depends on sites we take jokes from. Besides jokes, find funny photos and funny videos. Great archive so far, years of collected jokes.
NOTE: All jokes on this web site are property of the sites they are collected from. Web site Jokes of the day is not responsible for content of jokes. We are not trying to offend, just looking for a good laugh!! If you are offended by any of the jokes, please complain to the site jokes are coming from.
This site uses cookies to store information on your computer. Some are essential to help the site properly. Others give us insight into how the site is used and help us to optimize the user experience. See our privacy policy.

Jokes Archive