A few pick-up lines...

Guy- Are you from Tennessee?
Girl- No why?
Guy- Because youÂ’re the only 10 I see.

Whoever made the alphabet was wrong because U & I should be together.

You must be tired 'cause you've been runnin' through my mind all day!

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past again?

If the only way I can be with you is in my dreams, then let me sleep forever.

Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got 'fine' written all over you!

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

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