The Male Stages of Life
Age - Favorite Drink17 Beer
25 Beer
35 Vodka
48 Double Vodka
66 Maalox
Age - Best Seduction Line
17 My parents are away for the weekend.
25 My girlfriend is away for the weekend.
35 My fiancee is away for the weekend.
48 My wife is away for the weekend.
66 My second wife is dead.
Age - Favorite Sport
17 Sex
25 Sex
35 Sex
48 Sex
66 Napping
Age - Definition of a Successful Date
17 Tongue
25 Breakfast
35 She didn't set back my therapy.
48 I didn't have to meet her kids.
66 Got home alive.
Age - Favorite Fantasy
17 Getting to third
25 Airplane Sex
35 Menage a Trois
48 Taking the Company Public
66 Swiss Maid / Nazi Love Slave
Age - House Pet
17 Roaches
25 Stoned-out College Roommate
35 Irish Setter
48 Children from his first marriage
66 Barbie
Age - What's the Ideal Age to Get Married?
17 25
25 35
35 48
48 66
66 17
Age - Ideal Date
17 Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in
25 Split the check before we go back to my place.
35 Just come over.
48 Just come over and cook.
66 Sex in the company jet on the way to Vegas.
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