The Male Stages of Life

Age - Favorite Drink

17 Beer

25 Beer

35 Vodka

48 Double Vodka

66 Maalox

Age - Best Seduction Line

17 My parents are away for the weekend.

25 My girlfriend is away for the weekend.

35 My fiancee is away for the weekend.

48 My wife is away for the weekend.

66 My second wife is dead.

Age - Favorite Sport

17 Sex

25 Sex

35 Sex

48 Sex

66 Napping

Age - Definition of a Successful Date

17 Tongue

25 Breakfast

35 She didn't set back my therapy.

48 I didn't have to meet her kids.

66 Got home alive.

Age - Favorite Fantasy

17 Getting to third

25 Airplane Sex

35 Menage a Trois

48 Taking the Company Public

66 Swiss Maid / Nazi Love Slave

Age - House Pet

17 Roaches

25 Stoned-out College Roommate

35 Irish Setter

48 Children from his first marriage

66 Barbie

Age - What's the Ideal Age to Get Married?

17 25

25 35

35 48

48 66

66 17

Age - Ideal Date

17 Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in

25 Split the check before we go back to my place.

35 Just come over.

48 Just come over and cook.

66 Sex in the company jet on the way to Vegas.

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