The Lord Is on the Phone
A Catholic priest, a Lutheran minister and an Evangelical preacher are arguing about religion one day when the phone rings.
The priest gets up to answer it. After listening for few moments, he says, â€œYes, I will pass on the news,â€ and hangs up.
Turning to the others, he says, â€œI have good news and bad news.â€
"Really? Do tell,â€ the minister says.
"My friends,â€ the priest announces, "that was the Lord Jesus on the phone, and he was calling to say heâ€™s back."
"Glory be!â€ shouts the preacher. â€œWhat could possibly be bad news now?â€
"Well,â€ the priest says, â€œHe was calling from Salt Lake City.â€
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