A doctor is doing the rounds o...

A doctor is doing the rounds of a maternity ward. "And when is Mrs. Smith's baby due?" he asks the nurse.

"The 5th of September," replies the nurse.

"I see," says the doctor, "And how about Mrs.Jones?"

"She's due on the 5th too," replies the nurse.

"And Mrs.Evans?" says the doctor.

"She's also due on the 5th," says the nurse.

"And, don't tell me Mrs. Brown is due on the 5th as well," says the doctor.

"I don't think so," replies the nurse. "She didn't go to the company picnic."
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