A small boy is woken by a huge...

A small boy is woken by a huge crash of thunder. He runs into his parents' room, where his father comforts him.

"Don't be afraid of the thunder," he says. "It's just a noise that God makes when someone tells a lie."

"But why is it thundering now?" asks the boy. "It's the middle of the night and everyone is asleep."

"I know," replies the father. "But it's around this time that they start to print the newspapers."
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