A piece of black tarmac walks ...

A piece of black tarmac walks into a pub and asks for a pint. The barman serves him, but just as the tarmac is sitting down in walks another piece of tarmac, this time painted orange. Terrified, the black tarmac leaps over the bar to hide.
"What's wrong?" asks the bemused barman, to which the tarmac replies: "I don't mess with him, he's a cycle path!"
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