Kids Explain the Bible

Nine year old Joey was asked by his mother what he had

learned at Sunday school.

"Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind

enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of


When he got to the Red Sea, he had his engineers build a

pontoon bridge and all the people walked across safely.

"Then he used his walkie - talkie to radio headquarters for

reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and

all the Israelites were saved."

"Now, Joey, is that really what your teacher taught you?"

his mother asked.

"Well, no, Mom. But if I told it the way the teacher did,

you'd never believe it!"

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