The elderly couple were visiti...

The elderly couple were visiting another pair of oldies one evening. After dinner the ladies were ( as usual) tidying up in the kitchen while the two old chappies chuntered happily together in the sitting room.

The host says, "Oh, we went to a new restaurant the other was quite good, really."

"Interesting," replies the guest. "What's it called?"

"Uuuuuummmmmm, let me see now...mmmm...what do you call that beautiful comes in many, pink, know the one, has a sweet fragrance, thorns on the stem, etc..."

"Oh, you must mean a rose!"

"Of course!!!......Rose! (calls towards the kitchen) what's the name of the restaurant we went to?"
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