Is Gilligan the Devil?

Years ago, CBS had a popular little series called

"Gilligan's Island." There is, however, a dark secret about

this "comedy" you may never have realized. The island is a

direct representation of Hell.

Nobody on the island wants to be there, yet none are able to

leave. Each one of the characters represents one of the 7

deadly sins:

Ginger represents LUST - she wears skimpy outfits, is

obsessed with her looks, and is a borderline nymphomaniac.

Mary Ann represents ENVY - she is jealous of Ginger's

beauty.

The Professor represents PRIDE - he is an annoying

know-it-all.

Mr. Howell represents GREED - no explanation needed.

Mrs. Howell represents SLOTH - she has never lifted a finger

to help on any of their escape plans.

The Skipper represents two sins: GLUTTONY - again, no

explanation needed and ANGER - he violently hits Gilligan on

each show.

This leaves Gilligan. Gilligan is the person who put them

there. He prevents them from leaving by foiling all of their

escape plots. Also, it is HIS island. Therefore, Gilligan is

SATAN.

Crazy? He does wear red in every episode.

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