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Joke for Tuesday, 09 February 2010 from site The Bartender's guide

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1. This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.

2. Tuesday at 4:00 P.M. there will be an ice cream social. All ladies

giving milk, please come early.

3. Wednesday, the ladies Liturgy Society will meet. Mrs. Jones will

sing, "Put me in My Little Bed" accompanied by the pastor.

4. Thursday at 5:00 P.M. there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers

Club. All wishing to become little mothers, please see the minister in

his study.

5. This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Smith to come forward and

lay an egg on the altar.

6. The service will close with "Little Drops of Water." One of the

ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.

7. On Sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray the expenses

of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet,

please come forward and get a piece of paper at the end of the service.

8. The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the church basement Friday.

9. A bean supper will be held Saturday evening in the church basement. Music will follow.

10. The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Bleser, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Delser.

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