What Makes Men and Women Happy

What a man should do to keep his wife happy:

1. Make her dinner.

2. Take her out.

3. Send her chocolate and roses for no reason.

4. Tell her how much he loves her.

5. Help around the house.

6. Spend money for no reason except that he loves her.

What a Woman should do to keep him happy:

1. Show up naked.

2. Bring food.

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