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Little Johnny is walking in th...

Little Johnny is walking in the park with his dad when he stamps on a honeybee. "Right you little sod, no honey for a month", says dad.

An hour later Little Johnny sees a butterfly and also stamps on that. "Right no butter for a month",says dad.

When they arrive home they both walk into the kitchen, just in time to see mom stamp on a cockroach.

Little Johnny looks at his dad and says,"Well are you telling her the bad news or shall I?"
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