Cuban knowledge! Pepi...
Cuban knowledge!Pepito, the son of Cuban-American refugees
It was the first day of school and a new student named Pepito, the son of Cuban-American refugees, entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who said "Give me Liberty, or give me Death?"
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Pepito, who had his hand up. "Patrick Henry, 1775."
"Very good Pepito! Who said 'Government of the people, by the people,for the people, shall not perish from the earth'"?
Again, no response except from Pepito: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863.",
The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Pepito,who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do."
She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Cubans."
"Who said that?" she demanded.
Pepito put his hand up."J.F.K., during the Bay of Pigs invasion 1961."
At that point, a student in the back said," I'm gonna puke."
The teacher glares and asks "All right! Now, who said that?"
Again, Pepito says, "George Bush Sr. to Japans Prime Minister, 1991."
Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"
Pepito jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, "You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you."
Pepito frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy 2001."
The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're in BIG trouble!, we better get the hell outta here!!"
Pepito said, "Saddam Hussein 2003."
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