Quotes taken from Federal Gove...

Quotes taken from Federal Government employee performance evaluations:

1. "A prime candidate for natural de-selection."

2. "Donated his brain to science before he was done using it."

3. "Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming."

4. "He's got two brains cells, one is lost and the other is out looking for it."

5. "If she were any more stupid, she'd have to be watered twice a week."

6. "If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change."

7. "If you stand close enough to her, you can hear the ocean."

8. "It's hard to believe she beat out 1,000,000 other sperm."

9. "One neuron short of a synapse."

10. "Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; she only gargled."

11. "Takes him 2 hours to watch '60-minutes'."

12. "The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead"
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