Dane Cook: The Dance Club

Women go there to dance. They get all ready in the mirror with their friends. Theyre like, I just need to go. I just need to dance. Im serious, tonight -- no guys. Screw guys. I just need to -- Ive had a rough week, and I just need to dance it out. I just want to stand in a circle around our pocketbooks and shoes and just -- I just want to dance. Dance! You will never, ever hear a guy say to one of his buddies, Mike -- Mike, Mike, listen, buddy. Tonight, bro, I gotta dance, dude. Screw chicks tonight, bro -- I gotta dance!
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