Greg Giraldo: How Cleavage Works

This friend of mine told me, Yeah, I dress this way to attract a guy, but I want to attract the right guy. I dont want to attract every slob on the street. Thats how cleavage works. Its not a smart bomb. Its not a laser-guided weapon. You might hit your target; theres also going to be a lot of collateral damage. You might hit the guy in the Porsche. Youre also going to hit the guy with one tooth driving by on the bus.
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