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I Sent My Son to Israel...

A Jewish father was concerned about his son who was about a

year away from his Bar Mitzvah but was sorely lacking in his

knowledge of the Jewish faith. To remedy this, he sent his

son to Israel to experience his heritage.

A year later the young man returned home. "Father, thank you

for sending me to the land of our Fathers," the son said. "It

was wonderful and enlightening, however, I must confess that

while in Israel I converted to Christianity."

"Oi vey," replied the father, "what have I done."

So in the tradition of the patriarchs, he went to his best

friend and sought his advice and solace.

"It is amazing that you should come to me," stated his

friend, "I too sent my son to Israel and he returned a

Christian."

So in the tradition of the patriarchs they went to the

Rabbi.

"It is amazing that you should come to me," stated the

Rabbi, "I too sent my son to Israel and he returned a

Christian. What is happening to our sons?" "Brothers, we must

take this to the Lord," said the Rabbi.

So they fell to their knees and began to wail and pour out

their hearts to the Almighty.

As they prayed the clouds opened and a mighty voice stated,

"Amazing that you should come to Me. I, too, sent My Son to

Israel . . ."

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