Leo Allen: If Animals Could Talk

Were in the vegetarian restaurant, which is fine, except for the whole time, I had to look over my friends shoulder at this sign they had put up on the wall, and they framed the sign -- I think thats what really bugged me -- and the sign said, If animals could talk, we probably wouldnt eat them. Come on, were already in the vegetarian restaurant! It made me want to make my own sign and hang it up right next to it with a frame that said, If vegetables could talk, wed freak the f**k out.
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