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Dog Steals Roast
A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast. Butcher goes to lawyer's office and asks, "if a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?"
The lawyer answers, "Absolutely."
"Then you owe me \$8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today."
The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for \$8.50 Several days later the butcher opens the mail and finds a bill from the lawyer: \$20 due for a consultation.
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