Kurt Metzger: Mayan Calendar and 2012

Why would they know the end of the world? They didnt have any pants. Did you know that? They didnt have the invention of pants. You think you can crack the secrets of the universe but not the secret of pockets? They just made a lot of calendars and they never said its the end of the world -- goofy white people made that up.
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