Jamie Kennedy: New York Pizza

Im like, Hey, Phil, this is pretty good pizza. Hes like, Pft. Its not like a piece of New York pizza. You wanna call that piece of cracker with some cheese and some tomato juice on it a piece of pizza, go head. In New York, we got pieces of pizza a foot wide, five inches thick, whole tomatoes on top, cheese so thick it gives you a heart attack right in your heart -- and you enjoy having that heart attack because its from New York.
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