Georgia Crazy Law

  • Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session.
  • Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.
  • Signs are required to be written in English.
  • You have the right to commit simple battery if provoked by "fighting" words.
  • No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.
  • It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office.


  • All citizens must own a rake.


  • Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.
  • One man may not be on another man's back.


  • Can't cut off a chicken's head on Sunday.
  • It is illegal to carry a chicken by it's feet down Broadway on Sunday.


  • Chicken must be eaten with the hands.


  • It is illegal to say "Oh, Boy"


  • Every head of household must possess a firearm of some kind.


  • Though it is illegal to spit from a car or bus, citizens may spit from a truck.

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  • No spitting on the sidewalk is permitted after dark.


  • Cars are not to drive on sidewalks.
  • It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.

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