Bird Jokes 02

Q: What do parrots eat?

A: Polyfilla!

Q: What do you give a sick bird?

A: Tweetment!

Q: What bird tastes just like butter?

A: A stork!

Q: What's another name for a clever duck?

A: A wise quacker!

Q: Which bird is always out of breath?

A: A puffin!

Q: What's got six legs and can fly long distances?

A: Three swallows!

Q: What is a duck's favorite TV show?

A: The feather forecast!

Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?

A: A bird that will talk you ear off!

Q: What do you call a crate of ducks?

A: A box of quackers!

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