Scientists v. God

around discussing which one of them was going to go to God

and tell Him that they didn't need him anymore.

Finally, one of the scientists volunteered and went to go

tell God he was no longer needed.

The scientist says to God, "God, you know, a bunch of us

have been thinking and I've come to tell you that we really

don't need you anymore. I mean, we've been coming up with

great theories and ideas, we've cloned sheep, and we're on

the verge of cloning humans. So as you can see, we really

don't need you."

God nods understandingly and says. "I see. Well, no hard

feelings. But before you go let's have a contest. What d'ya

think?"

The scientist says, "Sure. What kind of contest?"

God: "A man-making contest."

The scientist: "Sure! No problem" The scientist bends down

and picks up a handful of dirt and says, "Okay, I'm ready!"

God replies, "No, no. You go get your own dirt."