The Best Zen Teacher
Who is the best Zen teacher?
Three Irishmen discussing the ...Three Irishmen discussing the best invention in the history of mankind. "The wheel", says the first one, "definitely, the wheel, everywhere you can go now due to the wheel!"
"No, wrong you are", says the second. "'Twas fire, aye fire, now we can cook our food better by far."
"Both of ya are wrong" says number three. "Sure it be the thermos, aye, the thermos sure enough!"
Astounded his mates reply, "The bloody thermos??! All that does is keep hot things hot an' cold things cold!!"
"Yup," says number three. "But how does it bloody know?
If you've been readin...
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The little man...
Rodney walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me two shots--one for me and one for my best buddy here."
The bartender says, "You want both drinks now or do you want me to wait until your buddy arrives to pour this?"
Rodney says, "Oh, I want them both now. I've got my best buddy in my pocket here."
With that, he pulls out a little three-inch man from his pocket.
The bartender says, "Wow! And you mean to say he can drink that much?"
"Oh, sure. He can drink it all and then some," the man retorted. So the bartender poured the two shots. Sure enough, the little guy drinks it all up.
"That's amazing!" says the bartender. "What else can he do? Can he walk?"
Rodney flicks a penny down to the end of the bar and says, "Hey, Al, go get that penny!" The little guy runs down to the end of the bar, picks up the penny, and hauls it back down and gives it to Rodney.
The bartender is totally amazed by this display. "That's amazing," he says. "What else can he do? Does he talk?"
Rodney looks up at the bartender with a look of surprise in his eye and squawks, "Talk? Sure, he talks! Hey, Al, tell him about that time we were down in Africa on safari and you insulted that witch doctor!"
A three-legged dog walks into ...A three-legged dog walks into a Wild West saloon and says: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
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