Jokes of the day for Friday, 19 September 2008
| Funny jokes, funny photo and funny video collected from the internet on Friday, 19 September 2008 |
Wealthy Palestine
Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A. The area around Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.
Give me two hot dogs.
One wi... Give me two hot dogs.
One with mustard and one without."
"Which one without?"
What did he say?
An elderly couple were driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol.
The officer said, “Ma’am did you know you were speeding?” The woman, hard of hearing, turns to her husband and asks, “What did he say?” The old man yells, “He says you were speeding!”
The patrolman says, “May I see your license?” The woman turns to her husband and asks again, “What did he say?” The old man yells, “He wants to see your license!”
The woman gave the officer her license. The patrolman says, “I see you are from Arkansas. I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I’ve ever seen.” The woman turned to her husband and asked, “What did he say?” And the old man yells, “He said he knows you!”
"Waiter, there's a frog in my ...
"Waiter, there's a frog in my soup."Tony White, Loanhead
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