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Jokes of the day for Wednesday, Nov the 19th 2008
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Why do hipsters have such a hard time with karate? |
| Why do hipsters have such a hard time with karate?
They cant get past the white belt. |
Permalink | Source : Comedy Central: Jokes - Jokes provided daily from Comedy Central's archive.
Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast) |
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Liar |
| A priest was called to the house of an elderly attorney.
"How is the patient?" he asked the doctor.
"I'm afraid he's lying at death's door."
The priest sighed. "Poor soul. Going to meet his maker, and he's still lying."
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Permalink | Source : The Bartender's guide - Jokes, Drinks, and Poker
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Husbands Sneaking Home |
| While leaving a poker party that lasted much longer than it was supposed to, as usual, two friends compared notes.
"I can never fool my wife," the first complained. "I turn off the car engine and coast into the garage, take off my shoes, sneak upstairs, and undress in the bathroom. But she always wakes up and yells at me for being out so late and leaving her alone."
"Youâve got the wrong technique, my friend," his buddy replied. "I roar into the garage, slam the door, stomp up the steps, rub my hand on my wifeâs ass, and ask, 'How âbout a little?' and she pretends to be asleep." |
Permalink | Source : Joke of the Day - Jokes served hot and fresh daily.
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| Tech Support: What does it say on the computer? Man: It says, Hit ENTER key when ready. Tech Support: Well? Man: How do I know when it's ready? |
Permalink | Source : Click The City - Philippine's Leading Lifestyle and Entertainment Guide.
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Baby Planes
A mother and her son were flying JetStar Airlines from Melbourne to Sydney. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?
The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess. So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?"
The boy said, "Yes she did."
"Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because JetStar always pulls out on time, now have your mother explain that to you."
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Permalink | Source : http://www.webwombat.com.au/ - Jokes: Joke of the Day
Rating: 7.0/10 (1 vote cast) |
Wee Johnny asks his teacher: "What's an antelope? Is it true that insects run away to get married?"
Mrs C Smith, Assynt Bank, Penicuik
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The full article contains 37 words and appears in Edinburgh Evening News newspaper.
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Permalink | Source : http://news.scotsman.com/ - Joke of the day
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Jewish and Chinese Beginnings |
"The Jewish people have observed their 5758th year as a people," the Hebrew teacher informed his class. "Consider that the Chinese have observed only their 4695th. What does this mean to you?"
After a reflective pause, one student volunteered, "Well, for one thing, the Jewish people had to do without Chinese food for 1063 years." |
Permalink | Source : http://www.pacprod.com/ - Pacific products joke of the day
Rating: 3.0/10 (3 votes cast) |
When we were dating, my husband would make love to me on his water bed like a sex-starved wild beast who would go on and on. So we called the bed our "Ocean Of Motion Love Potion".
Now that we are married, the bed has been renamed "The Dead Sea". |
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Mother decided that 10-year-old Cathy should get something “practical” for her birthday.
“Suppose we open a savings account for you?” Mother suggested. Cathy was delighted. |
| “Suppose we open a savings account for you?” Mother suggested. Cathy was delighted.
“It’s your account, darling,” Mother said as they arrived at the bank, “so you fill out the application.”
Cathy was doing fine until she came to the space for “Name of your former bank.” |
Permalink | Source : Joke of the day - Jokes of the day on Wordpress
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One day a man tried to get a job at a great company. He passed every test with flying colours. However, at the final interview part, the CEO told him that his constant blinking would bother customers.
"I can fix that with some Aspirin. I just take some and it'll be better in a second."
So, he reaches into his pocket and pulls condom after condom out until he finds the Aspirin. He takes it and his blinking goes away.
The CEO says "We don't approve of womanising!"
The guy says "Oh! No! Have you ever tried to ask a pharmacist for aspirin while your winking!"
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Permalink | Source : Jobs 1 - UK Job search joke of the day
Rating: 6.7/10 (3 votes cast) |
Three doctors die in a car accident and they are at heavens door.
The gatekeeper asks the doctors, "What did you do that you should merit an entrance?"
The first doctor replies, "I developed a heart valve which saved hundred of lives."
The second doctor replies, "I developed a universal vaccine that wipe out many diseases."
The gatekeeper steps aside and lets the two doctors pass. "Go right in," he says.
The third doctor replies, "I invented the HMO's.
To which the gatekeeper responds, "You can go in, but you can only stay for three days!" |
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