When we were dating, my husban...When we were dating, my husband would make love to me on his water bed like a sex-starved wild beast who would go on and on. So we called the bed our "Ocean Of Motion Love Potion".
Now that we are married, the bed has been renamed "The Dead Sea".
Jewish and Chinese Beginnings
"The Jewish people have observed their 5758th year as a people," the Hebrew teacher informed his class. "Consider that the Chinese have observed only their 4695th. What does this mean to you?"
After a reflective pause, one student volunteered, "Well, for one thing, the Jewish people had to do without Chinese food for 1063 years."
Wee Johnny asks his teacher: "...Wee Johnny asks his teacher: "What's an antelope? Is it true that insects run away to get married?"
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