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Ramdumbtious - Cross between being rowdy and not too bright.
Randumb - A foot chase gone bad.
Rawsome - The awesome health benefits of eating raw foods.
Rawtarian - A person that eats only raw foods.
Realicious - Really delicious.
Recomember - Recall, retain in the mind.
Refunable - Something you enjoyed so much you'd do it again.
Re-mail - An e-mail that has probably already made the rounds
once, but you think it is worth a second look.
Rememberize - Remembering and memorizing.
Repettyettyettyettyettyettitive - When you repeat something so
much that you can't stop.
Richpublican - A Republican candidate for office.
Roomatism - Desk clerk malady.
Rowdeo - A canoe paddling competition.
Rundezvous - Running late for a meeting.
A guy walks into a clinic to h...A guy walks into a clinic to have his blood type taken.
The nurse goes about taking the blood sample from his finger after finishing she looks around for a piece of cotton to wipe away the excess blood.
She can't find it so she looks innocently at the guy and takes his finger and sucks it.
The guy is so pleased he asks; "Do you think i could have a urine test done?"
My grandfather worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a boy, and he used to tell me, when I was a little boy myself, how he had toughened himself up so he could stand the rigors of blacksmithing.
One story was how he had developed his arm and shoulders muscles. He said he would stand outside behind the house and, with a 5-pound potato sack in each hand, he would extend his arms straight out to his sides and hold them there as long as he could.
After awhile, he tried 10-pound potato sacks, then 50-pound potato sacks. Finally, he got to where he could lift a 100-pound potato sack in each hand and hold his arms straight out for more than a full minute!
Next, he started putting potatoes in the sacks.
What do you call a donkey with...What do you call a donkey with three legs?
Doug Wilson, Leith
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