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Jokes of the day for Tuesday, Nov the 25th 2008
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The Joy of Christmas Cards |
A woman walks into the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.
"What denomination?" asks the clerk.
"Oh, good heavens! Have we come to this?" said the woman. "Well, give me 50
Baptist and 50 Catholic and one Methodist." |
Permalink | Source : Comedy Central: Jokes - Jokes provided daily from Comedy Central's archive.
Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast) |
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Tell the whole truth |
| Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to testify in his own defense.
"You must swear to tell the complete truth. Do you understand?"
The client replied that he did.
Then lawyer then asked, "Do you know what will happen if you don't tell the truth?"
The client looked back and said, "I imagine that our side will win." |
Permalink | Source : The Bartender's guide - Jokes, Drinks, and Poker
Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast) |
| Exemplary Insult #52: Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you should avoid abusing the privilege. |
Permalink | Source : Click The City - Philippine's Leading Lifestyle and Entertainment Guide.
Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast) |
Feeling Great
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says... "Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you' re about my age.
How do you feel?"
Slim says, "I feel just like a new-born baby."
"Really!? Like a new-born baby?"
"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.
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Permalink | Source : http://www.webwombat.com.au/ - Jokes: Joke of the Day
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What song does Tarzan always sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells.
Graham Jack, Loanhead
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The full article contains 36 words and appears in Edinburgh Evening News newspaper.
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Permalink | Source : http://news.scotsman.com/ - Joke of the day
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Baptism.... |
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, "Baptism is a serious step. Are you prepared for it?"
"I think so," the man replied. "My wife has made appetizers and we have a caterer coming to provide plenty of cookies and cakes for all of our guests."
"I don't mean that," the priest responded. "I mean, are you prepared spiritually?"
"Oh, sure," came the reply. "I've got a keg of beer and a case of whiskey." |
Permalink | Source : http://www.pacprod.com/ - Pacific products joke of the day
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Before his daring escape from prison, an infamous criminal had been photographed from four different angles. The FBI sent copies of the pictures to police chiefs all across the land, with orders to notify Washington the moment an arrest was made.
The next day, the Bureau received a faxed reply from the ambitious sheriff of a small Southern town: "PICTURES RECEIVED. ALL FOUR SHOT DEAD WHILE RESISTING ARREST." |
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| Dear Abby: I am forty-four years old and I would like to meet a man my age with no bad habits. Rose
Dear Rose: So would I. Abby |
Permalink | Source : Dos santos online - Not joke related site, but with joke of the day
Rating: 5.5/10 (2 votes cast) |
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Mother decided that 10-year-old Cathy should get something “practical” for her birthday.
“Suppose we open a savings account for you?” Mother suggested. Cathy was delighted. |
GRATEFUL MARRIAGE
An elderly couple, Minnie and Max, sit down to their Thanksgiving dinner. Before eating, his wife speaks up. “Can I ask you a question, Max?”
“Sure Minnie,” Max says, waiting to dig into his meal.
“Has our 50 years of marriage made you grateful?”
“Yes, indeed!” Max replied. “For the twenty years I was a bachelor!” |
Permalink | Source : Joke of the day - Jokes of the day on Wordpress
Rating: 7.5/10 (2 votes cast) |
An engineer dies and reports to hell.
Pretty soon, the engineer becomes dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and lifts, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer: "So, how's it going down there in hell?"
Satan replies: "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and lifts, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
God replies: "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake - he should never have gone down there; send him up here."
Satan says: "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."
God says: "Send him back up here or I'll sue."
Satan laughs and answers: "Yeah, right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?"
(With apologies to any lawyers reading this ... but the rest of us think it's funny ...)
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Permalink | Source : Jobs 1 - UK Job search joke of the day
Rating: 5.8/10 (4 votes cast) |
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