Jokes of the day for Saturday, 13 December 2008
|Funny jokes, funny photo and funny video collected from the internet on Saturday, 13 December 2008|
The former Surgeon General was...The former Surgeon General was discussing who is the easiest to operate on with some friends.
One surgeon said engineers were the easiest to operate on because their insides were color coded.
One surgeon said librarians were the easiest because their insides were arranged in alphabetical order.
Elders said that Clinton was the easiest person to operate on by far. He has no guts, no spine, no heart and his dick and brain are interchangeable!
Degrees....The graduate with a science degree asks,
'Why does it work?'
The graduate with an engineering degree asks,
'How does it work?'
The graduate with an accounting degree asks,
'How much will it cost?'
The graduate with a liberal arts degree asks,
'Do you want fries with that?'
What did the neurotic pig say ...What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer?
Pauline Smith, Leith