Jokes of the day for Friday, 26 December 2008
|Funny jokes, funny photo and funny video collected from the internet on Friday, 26 December 2008|
This lady is having a bed wett...This lady is having a bed wetting problem, so she decides to go the doctor. The Dr. tells her to undress and to stand on her head facing the mirror. She figures he is a Dr. and gets in front of the mirror.
The Dr. goes over to the lady and rests his chin between her legs and looks in the mirror. After a few minutes he stands up and tells the lady to go ahead and put her clothes back on and he will talk to her after she gets dressed.
The lady puts her clothes back on and asks the Doc what is wrong with her. He tells her that she needs to quit drinking before she goes to bed. The lady asks the doc why he had her get naked in front of the mirror and stand on her head.
He replies, "Oh. I wanted to see how I would look with a beard."
Kissing a model...
The artist tried to concentrate on his work, but the attraction he felt for his model finally became irresistible. He threw down his palette, took her in his arms and kissed her.
She pushed him away. "Maybe your other models let you kiss them," she said.
"I've never tried to kiss a model before," he swore.
"Really?" she said, softening, "How many models have there been?"
"Four," he replied, "A jug, two apples, and a vase."
Did you hear about the scienti...Did you hear about the scientist who fitted a new door knocker?
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