Jokes of the day for Thursday, 01 January 2009

Funny jokes, funny photo and funny video collected from the internet on Thursday, 01 January 2009
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Give me two hot dogs.

One wi...

Give me two hot dogs.

One with mustard and one without."

"Which one without?"

#joke #short
Joke | Source: Dos santos online - Not joke related site, but with joke of the day
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There's an interesting ne...

There's an interesting new novel about two ex-convicts.

One of them studies to become a lawyer, the other decides to go straight.
#joke #short #lawyer
Joke | Source: Jokes of the day - Used to be Joke rating machine, but this site is dead
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Paper shredder...

The new employee stood before the paper shredder looking confused.

"Need some help?" a secretary asked.

"Yes," he replied. "How does this thing work?"

"Simple," she said, taking the fat report from his hand and feeding it into the shredder.

"Thanks, but where do the copies come out?"

#joke
Joke | Source: Jokes - Used to be - Pacific products joke of the day, but site no longer works.
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Where should a dressmaker buil...

Where should a dressmaker build her house?
On the outskirts.
The Gremlin, Abbey Terrace
#joke #short
Joke | Source: http://news.scotsman.com/ - Joke of the day
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A manager brings a dog ...

A manager brings a dog into a nightclub to work.
The dog is a brilliant piano player.  He plays all the
standards.  He's sitting there, pounding out the tunes,
when all of a sudden, a big dog comes in and drags him
out.  The nightclub owner asks, “What happened?”

The manager says,
“That's his mother.  She wants him to be a doctor.”

#joke #doctor
Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Monday, 01 December 2008
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