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Jokes of the day for Wednesday, Jan the 14th 2009
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| How do you make a supermodel laugh on a Saturday? Tell her a joke on Wednesday. |
Permalink | Source : Click The City - Philippine's Leading Lifestyle and Entertainment Guide.
Rating: 3.0/10 (1 vote cast) |
If you have a referee in football, a referee in rugby and a referee in boxing, what do you have in bowls?
Prunes and custard
Bill McGarvie, Abbeyhill
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Permalink | Source : http://news.scotsman.com/ - Joke of the day
Rating: 5.5/10 (2 votes cast) |
A young man about 25 years old met an older woman at a bar last night.
She wasn't bad for about 50, so they drank and talked a little while.
Then she asked if he'd ever had the 'sportsman's double', a mother and daughter at the same time. The young man said no but he had thought about it.
So they drank a bit more. She then says that tonight was the young man's lucky night. They went back to her place.
She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs, "Mom, are you still awake?" |
Permalink | Source : Joke rating machine - Jokes in categories, joke of the day by categories
Rating: 6.0/10 (2 votes cast) |
| Next time someone asks you if they can "sneak by you," ask them how the hell they plan to do that when you know they are going by. Tell them that next time they should not warn you, and maybe, just maybe, they could sneak by. |
Permalink | Source : Dos santos online - Not joke related site, but with joke of the day
Rating: 4.0/10 (2 votes cast) |
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Happy New Year…Is Everybody Happy!!!??? (Author A. Nonymous)
I want you to be the first to send you this Happy New Year greeting
As I reflect on 2008, I can say we had a great |
| Answering Machine Messages
Hi, this is Stephanie’s answering machine.
If you’re the phone company asking for money, stop bugging her, she’ll send it sooner or later. If you’re a TV company advertising TVs, she already has a TV with every channel known to man, and several known to monkeys.
If you called for any other reasons, please hang up the phone, start screaming, and run to the nearest shoe store. When you get there, ask them for a cheeseburger. (This probably won’t help you, but we’ll always have something to laugh about when we’re bored.)
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Permalink | Source : Joke of the day - Jokes of the day on Wordpress
Rating: 4.8/10 (4 votes cast) |
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