Another...Another Lesson in Managment
A crow was sitting on a tree doing nothing all day.
A small rabbit saw the crow and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?"
The crow answered, "Of course, help youself."
So the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow and rested.
Suddenly a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Management Lesson: To be sitting and doing nothing you must be sitting very, very high up.
I think Cheney is starting to lose..."I think Cheney is starting to lose it. After he shot the guy he screamed, 'Anyone else want to call domestic wire tapping illegal?'" -- Jay Leno
A woman who plays cards once a month with a group of friends was concerned that she always woke her husband when she came home around 11:30.
One night she decided to try not to rouse him. She undressed in the living room and, purse over arm, tiptoed nude into the bedroom - only to find her husband sitting up in bed reading.
"Darn it woman!" he exclaimed. "Did you lose everything?"
Why was the supermodel happy t...Why was the supermodel happy that she finished a jigsaw puzzle in only six months? Because on the box, it said "3-6 years."
A paperboy said to a customer one day...A paperboy said to a customer one day, "Mr. Smith, I wish I had twenty customers like you."
"Gosh, that's nice to hear," said Smith, "but I'm kind of surprised considering I never tip all that well and always pay late."
The paperboy said, "I know, but I'd still like twenty customers like you. The problem is I have one hundred and forty!"